Thing Date

It’s fairly easy to pick out the older folks who probably smoked drugs, drank liquor, and inhaled cigarettes when they were younger.

I don’t want to be a cog in the machine - I want to be the machine. 10/1/97

If anyone tries to explain something using widgets as an example, I ‘m gonna jam a widget down their damn throat.

I wish someone invented clothing, preferably underwear, that washed itself. 10/1/97

Mark Bende’s mom taught him to sit on the toilet every time he urinates and wipes the tip of his pecker off with toilet paper. I wonder what he thinks urinals are for and what the hell guys are doing when they are ‘tapping.’

E-mail breaks up the monotony of a monotonous life. 10/1/97

I don’t care if you ignore me, but you have no right to get pissed when I ignore you. 10/2/97

Nine out of ten times I do something wrong - it’s because my boss told me to do it. 10/2/97

I’d prefer to be myself at work but I don’t think it’s a good idea. 10/2/97

I go to the bathroom quite a bit, I’ve got a lot of things passing through me. 10/2/97

The difference between you and me is thank God I am not you. 10/2/97

YOU'RE SUCH GREAT GUY WITH A CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOR AND YOU DESERVE SOMEONE JUST AS GREAT. (Dempsey on Ziola)

People tell me to do all day, but the minute I tell anyone what to do, everyone starts to have a fit.

I don’t take my own advice. I don’t but I think you should. 10/3/97

I’ve got too much urine that drips free after urinating. Just call me urine pants. 10/3/97

I don’t see the problem with me being Roman Catholic and you Jewish, bigot. 10/6/97

It’s Monday, don’t expect to overwhelm you with my amazing thoughts. 10/6/97

Marriage sounds real sucky. I ain’t looking forward to it. Maybe I should even try getting a girlfriend first huh?

They should rename organized, Andrew Ziola. 10/7/97

Everything I do is part of a multi-task situation. 10/7/97

Women say men can’t communicate. I’d like to see women try and have a decent sports conversation like a group of men.

You are way too organized (Sara Lopez) 10/7/97

People’s laughs have got to be the most ridiculous sounding things I have ever heard. 10/7/97

Screen savers are still ‘in’. 10/7/97

I wish the # key on a number pad was not considered ‘enter’. 10/8/97

I think of a lot of good ‘what I’ve learned’ things and don’t get to add them to this list. That stinks.

I like to borrow office supplies from the office. That’s where office supplies are from, the office.

I am getting really sick of making attempts to socialize with people that have made no attempts to even say hi to me.

Please don’t look at me - you scare me. 10/8/97

Our parents mess us up and we have to spend our whole lives covering up their wrong teachings.

Some things are left better unsaid. Well, I gotta go make a feces in the toilet. 10/8/97

A cool thing to say when someone is making copies is, "making copies." 10/8/97

My job is to makes my bosses’ easier. 10/8/97

I am really funny today. 10/9/97

I prefer plastic to paper for refuse bags, but definitely paper to blow dryers for my hands’ care.

The word nuance ain’t no good. 10/9/97

Across every race, color, and creed, feces don’t smell good. 10/9/97

I had respect for that guy until the day he wore those hideous cowboy boots. 10/10/97

Rachael Rowe don’t make feces in the toilet. I wonder where she puts the feces. All humans gotta feces one time or another.

Life is like a big staircase that a bunch of people keep trying to push me down as I climb

Don’t worry, no one has ever been fired from this company. By the way you’re fired. 10/10/97

I’m messed, you’re a bitch. 10/13/97

Must be weird to have someone thinking for you and basically living your life for you. 10/13/97

Another week, another handful of people pissed off at me. 10/13/97

I wonder where my brain goes on Monday mornings. 10/13/97

Confucius (Moronim) say:

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Man who stand on toilet high on pot. (Moronim) 10/13/97

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. (Moronim)

Man who jizz in cash register come into money. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Learn to masturbate--come in handy. (Moronim) 0/13/97

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy. (Moronim) 10/13/97

Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone. (Moronim) 10/13/97

I prefer to resuscitate 2 rocks with one feathered friend. 10/13/97

Wannabe snobby girls say their "s’s" like "sss." This probably doesn’t make sense unless I vocalize it for you.

That didn’t make the bathroom smell that good. 10/14/97

If one more gray case comes for ARN from Utah, I ‘m going to have to go insane I think.

kmk: you know what just crossed my mind yesterday evening as i sat on my balcony and felt the chill of fall in the air

something that hadn't crossed my mind in a few years to be tragically honest

Oct. 17

it's been 5 years Friday, if my math is accurate

that was a special time that won't go away in my head - at least not for good

thanks - i hope one day i find simple pleasure in the cool fall breeze again

i wouldn't have given up anything for the great times we had

things will never be that exciting in life - in my opinion

i hope you get this message and think it is remotely nice because it is probably and

regretfully the most honest and happy thought i've passed in quite a long time.

The guy in the stall next to me was really nervous moving his bauls with someone else in the men’s’ room.

Everyone is always suggesting that it is better to keep you mouth shut than saying something dumb. I disagree as you may notice due to the fact I am bothering to write this thought.

Life is like a bucket, mine had a hole in the bottom 10/15/97

I don’t like when people ask me where I bought my clothes. What do they want me to say, K-Mart, Zayre? Does that make them feel better they buy their clothes at Sears?

There’s all of these apologies that I don’t owe you now (MTX). 10/15/97

Mr. Idiot: don’t make me sound like the idiot when I’m the one giving you business. 10/15/97

This whole time I’ve been working here I’ve wondered and kind of hoped why the bottle of lotion is doing in the men’s room.

I wonder why people find whatever they have in their hand or the floor so interesting as they walk around the office. I would be looking ahead if I was them so they won’t ram into a wall or something.

I just wish one day I can be awake and tentative when I’m supposed to and sleepy and ready to go to bed when it is time that time, like 2:30 AM on a Tuesday.

I think my boss is wearing a rug. 10/16/97

By far the best way to detect foul breath on oneself is to lick your hand and smell it. Foul = foul. Nothing = smells fine.

Those comments that you made about the whole situation are 100% accurate. I understand that I'm being a big pussy bag. I'm gong to have to do something about that. Thanks for your input. At least you are able to put it into perspective (Joe Hubeny to Andrew Ziola).

I would definitely pursue a couple of young ladies at work but i’m a little scared cause they are married. Adult life ain’t cool like that.

Five years ago today I was happy. 10/17/97

For God so loved each week that he gave them a weekend. 10/17/97

The sad in my heart is because you are not in it. 10/19/97

The hole in my heart is there because you are not here to fill it. 10/20/97

The hole in my heart was filled by you. 10/20/97

It’s always great to se someone that uses their position or title to get even further ahead. 10/20/97

I don’t care if you know that I am wrong. I’d rather do the wrong thing than listen to you. 10/20/97

Is it a good sign or am I working too hard considering I always am running out of inter-office envelopes.

The sad thing is that I bill my clients for the time I spend on the poo-pot. 10/20/97

I think my boss likes coming to my pod (work station) to check out the picture I have of the Blair.

It seems like the more meaningless a person’s job is, the more important they think it really is. 10/20/97

You only talk to me for a few minutes a few times a week. It’s is so nice to find out your only problems in life are actually ‘cause of me. So it looks like I can add all your problems to my lengthy list. Thank you.

If you worry about something, it’ll turn out just fine. 10/21/97

It’s a damn shame she has such great legs ‘cause she walks like a horse 10/21/97

I see Jesus Christ in everyone. 6/25/75

One of the main reasons I find myself needing sleep is boredom. 10/21/97

There’s this nervousness between us, so now I simply wish that we can trust (Crimpshirine) 10/21/97

Looks like the 8 Asian men have the biggest problem of Americans in the fact that they can’t smoke inside the restaurant down the road.

Life’s a beach, for retards. 10/21/97

Our personalities are only a combination of the people we revere. 10/22/97

You thought a large, sick bird made a dodo on your clean car, it was me. 10/22/97

I never really knew how fun getting a doughnut really could be. 10/22/97

Jeff Ott start started working if the Finance Department. 10/22/97

I grew up in a blue collar atmosphere. Every year for Christmas I got a nice array of Polo/Ralph Lauren Blue collar shirts.

I want to be a pioneer in something, not just being an a-hole. 10/22/97

I’ll take the tuna even if you’ve got crabs. 10/22/97

The really challenging thing about my job is that if it was abolished, no one would really notice a and the world we be no better or worse off.

I hope people don’t have a hard time differentiating my computer screen red eyes from a cannabis addict’s.

If you think I am acting like an idiot or an a-hole, it’s cause I am just acting like you. 10/22/97

if you complain enough; you'll get what you deserve 10/23/97

I like the CEO guy here. I think I wanna be him soon. 10/23/97

He needs to work out his mind a little more and not spend so much time on his biceps, triceps, and quads. Those are the only muscles i’ve heard of before (Busey, Z).

I am having a problem with my underwear waistband. It bulks up and I look like I have a fat person’s genitalia region.

I’m glad Jenny Stomberg is gone. She was so nice and worked so hard. 10/23/97

The only real distraction from my writing is managing associations. 10/23/97

People would tell me that I talk too much, but they can’t get a word in. 10/26/97

I see myself as a night person because there’s are no time pressures, unlike the 4 minutes I have to shower and 3 minutes I spare for breakfast in the dark and cold time I call the morning.

My name is Andrew Paul John Ziola, you can call me organized. 10/26/97

I wouldn’t lose sleep over it, you’ll never get fired, after work you can forget about everything, BUT . . . (AMC)

We have never fired anyone. Well they must have overworked and stressed a lot of folks into quitting. (AMC)

That lady has got to be high on drugs because no one can be that happy for this long. 10/27/97

One of the main reasons I get boners is because of these pants. 10/27/97

‘Lil Miss Snobby Pants won’t even shop at Snob’s R’ Us ‘cause there clothes can be found cheaper at Snob Mart.

The mail guy spells ‘general’ j-e-n-e-r-a-l. 10/27/97

If you work hard or are truly good at what you do, the rewards will follow. You can’t force the press or your success.

The sun will come out, and go down, tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar there will be sun, and moon too.

Busy is a gift. 10/28/97

All these random people at work say how they want to be rich. One: money is not happiness. Two: Why don’t they get out of their cubicle and do something? Start a business, get another job.

I’m definitely not the type of person that’ll work or live in an area and not know where a neighboring town or major road is located. Ask my map.

The people in the stock market are the same people that buy lottery tickets, work for a boss, or inherit daddy’s fortune.

I’ve got to work on AAPM at AMC after I talk to GPC and MSG about APON. 10/29/97

I lost something inside of me when I lost you. I also lose something inside of me every time I pee, poo, spit, vomit, and blow my nose.

You are the paper, I am the rock. Suck my cock. 10/30/97

I wonder why people can’t stand to be around me sometimes. Man, did I tell you how good that onion sandwich I had for lunch was.

I plan to egg Bill Houle's house. (Merilou Ziola) 10/30/97

Though shall not bust my balls without getting thy own busted. 10/30/97

If I hear you telling your joke about dressing up as yourself one more time today, I’m gonna crack yak in the head.

How would the lady describe her job on a resume. I send faxes, ho I receive them, and . . . 10/31/97

Sometimes I wonder, "Who do these people think they are?" The are directors or managers of these off the wall health groups. The want to be treated like Bill Gates or something.

I think I am more excited about dressing up and drinking a mess of beers later than I was to go trick or treating as a kid.

It takes him three hours just to go to the bathroom (Eric) 10/31/97

You’re the smart-ass, I’m the dumb-ass, and he’s the skinny-ass. (Hubeny) 10/31/97

Well it looks like my boss is human. I heard him making the feces in the toilet. 10/31/97